April 2012
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tltty:
*uses vagina as an extra pocket*
20 years in the future
Husband: Hey so my mother is coming into town, and I want to show her a good time. Maybe we should take her to the Olive Garden, do you know where that is?
Me: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
Husband: What?
Me: Oh my god, I don't know where that came from.
March 2012
k1mkardashian:
remember when perez hilton pooped on a justin bieber cutoutÂ
davidstrider:
imagine tribute deaths in the hunger games being represented by mmm whatcha say instead of cannon shots
jakeforjesus:
How do you relevant
Anonymous asked: r u really a fish
remember back in the 70’s when you could push someone into a pool with their clothes on without them crying about their broken cell phone 5 minutes later those were the good old days
if anyone actually sent me a question i think i would burst out in tears
if you’re a guy and you think every time your gf is mad at you she’s “just on her period” you’re clearly still in middle school
my bf used to tell me he missed me every .5 sec when he was away on vacation and now he doesn’t really say it at all :/